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Offline tech1077

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Re: Very Funny Quotes
« Reply #15 on: September 12, 2014, 03:13:14 AM »
Nice quotes, I like it.

Offline gavind

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Re: Very Funny Quotes
« Reply #16 on: September 21, 2014, 04:10:13 AM »
Keep them coming buddy. I could use some of those.

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Re: Very Funny Quotes
« Reply #17 on: December 06, 2015, 11:10:52 PM »
   People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
   A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.
   Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
   Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
   If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
   One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.
   Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as you please.

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Re: Very Funny Quotes
« Reply #18 on: March 01, 2017, 09:26:02 PM »
Very Funny Quotes. I will like to add one more.

My husband and me took divorce because we had religious differences. He thought He is God and i think he is not. Lolz

lol, this remind me of one joke i read in reddit.

me and my girlfriend broke up yesterday. we have different belief. i'm believe that i am handsome, but she was really not agree with me.

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Re: Very Funny Quotes
« Reply #19 on: August 08, 2017, 03:12:50 AM »
Don't know where your kids are in the house? Turn off the internet and they'll show up quickly:))