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Offline johndoe

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A Canadian, AsamaBomb-Laden & Uncle Sam...
« on: October 23, 2001, 12:47:00 PM »
Three guys, a Canadian, Osama Bin Ladin and Uncle Sam are out walking together one day when they come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.

"I will give each of you each one wish, that's three wishes total," says the Genie.

The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."
With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.

Osama Bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afganistan, so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our precious state."
Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around Afganistan.

"Uncle Sam" (A former civil engineer), asks,
"I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."

The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out---virtually impenetrable."

 "UncleSam" says, "Fill it with water."

[ October 23, 2001: Message edited by: johndoe ]

Offline kahlan

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A Canadian, AsamaBomb-Laden & Uncle Sam...
« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2001, 02:04:00 PM »
I heard that it was a Canadian, Osama bin laden and President Bush...

By the way, for all those aussies out there. This also works quite well if you replace the men with a Tasmanian, a Victorian and a South Australian in that order.

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A Canadian, AsamaBomb-Laden & Uncle Sam...
« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2001, 12:41:00 PM »
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