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Offline Bill

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« on: October 30, 2001, 09:52:00 AM »
A shepherd was herding his flocks in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand new Jeep Cherokee advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and a YSL tie leaned out of the window and asked our shepherd: "If I can tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?"

The shepherd looks at the yuppie, then at his peacefully grazing flock and calmly answers "sure!" The yuppie parks the car, whips out his notebook, connects it to a cell-phone, surfs to a NASA page on the Internet where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system, scans the area, opens up a database and some 60 Excel spreadsheets with complex formulas. Finally he prints out a 150 page report on his hi-tech miniaturized printer, turns round to our shepherd and says: "you have here exactly 1586 sheep!"

"This is correct. As agreed, you can take one of the sheep" says the shepherd. He watches the young man make a selection and bundle it in his Cherokee.

Then he says: "If I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me my sheep back?"

"Okay, why not" answers the young man. "You are a consultant" says the shepherd.

"This is correct" says the yuppie, "How did you guess that?"

"Easy" answers the shepherd. "You turn up here although nobody called you.You want to be paid for the answer to a question I already knew the solution to. And you don't know @$#% about my business because you took my dog."

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« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2001, 10:34:00 AM »
lmfao
Excellent bill,
Shadowcrafter
I can't but help to darken
your doorstep, I'm a Shadow.

Offline Bill

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« Reply #2 on: October 30, 2001, 11:21:00 AM »
Thanks Shadowcrafter.
I was just upstairs checking out your fine graphics. What color crayon do ya use anyhoo.?. The logos look sharp. Don't EVEN ask me to put one together, or this whole board would be 86st off the entire net.  

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« Reply #3 on: October 30, 2001, 12:23:00 PM »
Great laugh   Have any more?
Smile, it makes people wonder what you're up to...

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« Reply #4 on: October 30, 2001, 12:54:00 PM »
I use lotsa stuff,
ulead: photo impact,gif animator, cool3D
jasc: paintshop pro, animation shop
corel: corel 10, bryce 5
realdraw pro
Etc Etc
I can't but help to darken
your doorstep, I'm a Shadow.

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« Reply #5 on: October 30, 2001, 01:24:00 PM »
The second Etc is more my speed. I think?  

 


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« Reply #6 on: October 31, 2001, 05:25:00 PM »
Yeah Bill that`s a real good one he he

  I like them yuppie jokes.  

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