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Offline Bluelight

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« on: October 31, 2001, 04:04:00 PM »
Friend of mine posted this at another board recently ansd i`ll take the liberty to post it here no offense i hope he he

Religious Truths

Taoism: Shit happens

Confucianism: Confucius say ”shit happens”

Buddhism: If shit happens, it is really not shit

Zen Buddhism: What is the sound of shit happening?

Hinduism: This shit happened before

Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else

Catholicism: If shit happens, then you deserve it

Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us

New age: Affirm shit does not happen to me

Athiest: I donīt belive this shit

Rastafarian: Letīs roll that shit up and smoke it

Sufism: The wise man never notices shit happening

Christian Science: If shit happens, pretend it doesn’t really exist

Mysticism: Just experience shit happening

Asceticism: If shit happens, renounce it

Agnosticism: Nobody knows why shit happens

Gnosticism: I know why shit happens but won’t tell you

Cynicism: Of course shit happens

Occultism: Shit materializes from other planes of existence

Freudianism: If shit happens, it’s your mother’s fault

Behaviorism: You are conditioned to having shit happen

Optimism: If shit happens, we’ll find a way to use it

Pessimism: If shit happens, there won’t be enough for everybody


Offline Shadowcrafter

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« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2001, 05:10:00 AM »
good shit
I can't but help to darken
your doorstep, I'm a Shadow.

Offline Bluelight

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« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2001, 05:32:00 AM »
Yeah i thought so he he..

 Thanks for passing by at my place.


Offline Bill

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« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2001, 07:00:00 AM »
Yep Good Shit  
And I'm three post down below .... hope its not the .. errr... type?  

Offline Brian

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« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2001, 07:16:00 AM »
Mormon: crap happens

i know i'm going to have to explain this one...