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Offline SithLegend

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« on: August 07, 2001, 09:11:00 AM »
ok look when i whas a little boy i loved

(pollitos) thats mexican or spanish for

chiks  <-  not girls  but   little yellow
chikends  im not sure what to call them

u know the ones that just came out of an egg

ok so 1 day i learned that this chiks besides
if a big chiken sit's on them they can be made

with some mahine that warms eggs and i thought that whas pretty cool

i whas just a little kid and i had no money for a machine like that

and i had no money to buy a chick

but of course i had lots of eggs

so after sqashing a couple on mi butt for 2 hours and nothin

i remembered that machine so i remembered what it suposed to do

so i decided to put the egg on the microwave

those really old microwaves that went clink

like a bell wen they finish

not digital  and it whas a huge i mean huge microwave

i had little eggs left so i decided to use just 1

ok so i put it in and set it on 10 min on high

and im watching tru the window the egg spining around and around

1 hing i forgot to mention is that

the microwave whas on top of the refrigirator

and i had to use a chair and stan on mi toes

ok so its almost 7 min and then the egg  starts to move

and i whas geting very very ansius  or something like that

i had a huge smile on mi face  but...
then   out of nowhere

the egg  exploded  like a bomb

and i when like...  WTF   i almost felt down

and i wanted to cry  beacose i thought i killed it

but that whas the least of mi worryes  beacose

mi mom went to the corner to buy some  tortillas

tortillas are the ones u make tacos and burritos around here

ok so i know im gona get a big woop a**

so i tried to remove the egg but it whas to hot

so i trow in some water  and smoke started to come out

and made some sparks  i hought it whas going to be flames

so i remembered that baking pouder its used to put out flames  but

i didint know what it looked liked  so then

since when i whas little i wanted to be a fire man  i remembered that peopel roll over

the floor when they are on fire... so i thought   dirt  puts out fire also

so i went into the yard and got some dirst and i trow it in there also

i was so scared  that i decided to just close it and hide on the bath room and close the door  but...

then i decided o go watch some black and white tv  so i left the door open

when mi mom came back and yelled..

and she see the big mess.. i play
dumb hu.. what?

what hapend here i say..

and she ask if i did that
and i said

wow i think somebody came in and did this

but then i looked so scared that i got
a big woop ass

but it whas worth it beacose 2 months later i got 8 pesos and i bought me a chick

and i realised a chick its not a good house pet

Shi**s all over  makes lots of sound all day and all night  chip chip chip
non stop more then a baby

they look cute but bealive me u dont want one

and sooner or later they are gona eat it

but that whas not the case here

beacose i did 1 more mistake like i alwais do

i tried to introduce mi lil chick to my cat

i told mi sister to hold the cat good

but unfortunatly she didint

good bye chick i will alwais remember you

i didint eat chiken for 3 years

but now i do.
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Offline Liquid Ice

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« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2001, 10:37:00 AM »
Thats great!
I love the part,  
the egg exploded like a bomb

Im sorry about your little chick but thats hooooolarious!

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« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2001, 06:07:00 AM »

Sorry man, am laughing with you, not at you  
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Offline Ron Riddle

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« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2001, 07:37:00 AM »

I stopped Max from what he was doing to read this story.
I swear I am LMAO for real....

That IS a VERY funny story...
I am really glad that you are part of this community :-)


Offline bprem

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« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2001, 01:34:00 PM »
man sith ... u really make it in this forum..i am anxiously looking for you name when i get into the forums for your stories man..

keep up the good work..great to know you..and part of this community ..

Offline loveandpoison

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« Reply #5 on: October 27, 2001, 12:09:00 AM »
man this was so cool !
I have all the Love and Poison of London...