Wow, gamers:fix, you lead an exciting life. Yikes, I guess the two tragedies at your drop zone would make anyone pack-in their parachutes.
Well, if karting doesn't break enough of your ribs, just post back into these forums and you'll surely get enough ribbing to do that here (as you've already experienced in Coon's "Stop Post Counts?" thread).
Hey, I've already cracked a few ribs laughing so hard at some of these posts! I don't even need to get involved with karting.