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Title: Very Funny Quotes
Post by: thebest on April 28, 2011, 04:49:34 AM
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Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.

I'm not fluent in IDIOT, So please speak slowly and clearly.

In God we trust; all others must pay cash.

Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught by her husband.

Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day

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Title: Re: Very Funny Quotes
Post by: gaquotesby on May 10, 2011, 04:30:44 AM
great quotes to reminds us that we should take life so seriously!
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Post by: rsweeting123 on May 20, 2011, 03:29:35 AM
haha thanks for these, I agree not to take life too serious.
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Post by: dennie on September 06, 2011, 04:24:50 AM
Nice great quotes, Thanks to share.  :cry:
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Post by: amber.long83 on September 07, 2011, 01:27:49 AM
He he he nice and funny. Keep it up.
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Post by: finishsupper on November 20, 2011, 03:09:41 AM
I feel funny when know it. It's great!

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Post by: Ayen Mahinay on November 26, 2011, 01:50:08 AM
so cute joke  :bounce: feel great and nice.
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Post by: wenneferbasir on December 24, 2011, 02:05:55 AM
It is very fully one ...

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Title: Re: Very Funny Quotes
Post by: Malaya on January 04, 2012, 11:42:57 PM
Hi..............
Really so funny sharing in this forum. I enjoy all these so much.
You make my today so good.
Thanks for sharing.:D :D :D

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Title: Re: Very Funny Quotes
Post by: AlishaSUS on January 18, 2012, 12:03:33 AM
your Funny Quotes are outstanding it make me laugh when ever i get it in my mind.... great post thanks.....

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Title: Re: Very Funny Quotes
Post by: Oquotes on March 26, 2012, 12:52:27 PM
A lie is not a lie if you believe it to be true. --George Costanza.
Title: Re: Very Funny Quotes
Post by: sarah189 on May 13, 2012, 09:52:27 PM
One from my end; "To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research."
Title: Re: Very Funny Quotes
Post by: nimbystripes on July 10, 2012, 07:49:58 PM
One from my end; "To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research."

Hahaha!!! Agreed!!! (http://Lunarpages.com/cat/6-5/smile3.png)
Title: Re: Very Funny Quotes
Post by: James twinli on August 07, 2012, 02:17:49 PM
Very funny!
Here is one more..There are several people in this world that I find unbearably obnoxious, and you are all of them. ;)
Title: Re: Very Funny Quotes
Post by: James twinli on August 21, 2012, 10:29:01 AM
Very Funny Quotes. I will like to add one more.

My husband and me took divorce because we had religious differences. He thought He is God and i think he is not. Lolz
Title: Re: Very Funny Quotes
Post by: tech1077 on September 12, 2014, 03:13:14 AM
Nice quotes, I like it.
Title: Re: Very Funny Quotes
Post by: gavind on September 21, 2014, 04:10:13 AM
Keep them coming buddy. I could use some of those.
Title: Re: Very Funny Quotes
Post by: webcreations on December 06, 2015, 11:10:52 PM
•   People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
•   A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.
•   Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
•   Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
•   If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
•   One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.
•   Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as you please.


Title: Re: Very Funny Quotes
Post by: lusianahalim on March 01, 2017, 09:26:02 PM
Very Funny Quotes. I will like to add one more.

My husband and me took divorce because we had religious differences. He thought He is God and i think he is not. Lolz

lol, this remind me of one joke i read in reddit.

me and my girlfriend broke up yesterday. we have different belief. i'm believe that i am handsome, but she was really not agree with me.
Title: Re: Very Funny Quotes
Post by: surviver13 on August 08, 2017, 03:12:50 AM
Don't know where your kids are in the house? Turn off the internet and they'll show up quickly:))